> When you have to explain for the 100th time that Moomin isn't a hippo.
> When everybody else's name is like something from The Lord of the Rings.
> When the weather forecast for Midsummer matches that for Christmas.
> When there's over 60 words for "snow", but not one for "please".
> When alcohol is a universal permission to go totally insane.
> When you realize you're only one country away from North Korea.
> When you forget that summer cottage is another word for labour camp.
> When you have to share the sauna with a masochist.
> When people don't get your sarcasm.
"101 Very Finnish Problems is a fantastically funny book. I guarded it with my life - but then I did read it on my smartphone. My 102nd very Finnish problem was that it ended too soon." - André Wickström, comedian